Jettboy, while doing his thing at the water park…
No plumbers crack here
runs into random chubby boy.
Random chubby boy recently ate cake
Unfazed, Jettboy flaunts his superiority…
Number...this many
…and mocks his foes.
ha ha
More Farmington Bay
Because I haven’t been able to get to Yellowstone yet.
and
Farmington Bay
I picked up almost 600 shots and a nice sunburn at Farmington Bay this morning.
Now I bring you: Ducks.
"Oh shit"
In addition to ducks, I also have pelicans, geese, coots, avocets, hundreds of blackbirds, and numerous birds I can’t identify. I’m not a bird professional.
More to come. Including:
Tai Chi Avocet
…and…
Bachelor Heron
…and…
Vultures
It was only later that I learned that turkey vultures projectile vomit as a defense mechanism when they feel threatened.
I would have liked to have known that sooner.
With that said, no I was not puked upon, but it still would have been nice to know.
From the Mostly Mopar show in June 2011.
Playing around with images from my external HD.
More images from the wedding of the century
Digitally altered with the photoshops:
More…
Still more…
Get a room
More, some more…
This one looks like trouble
And more again…
Aaaaand I still have more to come…some other time.
In which I say some really awesome stuff on the twitter (or alternate title: The Year In Review)
I think I need to work on being more condescending this year.
#SocialismInEightWords: Its your money and I want it now.
I have it on good authority that Faith Hill’s pants don’t really glow like that.
#Occupy Pro tip: Nothing raises public awareness quite like seppuku. Go for it. #OccupySLC
Do I think the Denver Tebows can pull this one out? Is an underage girl safe in an #Occupy shanty?
Do I think the Texans’ season is over? Does #OccupySLC have an embarrassing little diversity problem?
If you’ve never changed the channel with a pair of pliers, you’re not old school.
Some women age gracefully. Then there’s Madonna, who has aged like a plate of beef on a window sill. #worstsuperbowlhalftimeshowever
#Occupy: “We’re here to fight corporate influence in government, shit in your water supply, molest your children and beat up homeless ppl”
If only there was a simple way to abbreviate ‘light emitting diode’. I hate spelling it out.
Hey @sandrafluke when you get this birth control thing sorted out, do you wanna go out with me? I put out too.
Dear God, please take Survivor off the air.
#Occupy does not have an embarrassing little coprophilia problem per se.
This year on Earth Day, I’m going to leave a car idling in my driveway from dawn til dusk.
Brandon Jacobs is now washed up for the 49ers?
If there’s a hell, I wonder what Ted Kennedy is doing in it right now.
“They were only pulling over people who were turning left from the right hand lane. That’s PROFILING!” -Tyler Perry
I wonder what goes through a defenders mind when they see the blur of Fabian Espindolas topknot flying past.
Food for thought: Bo has four drumsticks. #ObamaDogRecipes
Donovan McNabb says he would vote for himself for the hall of fame. This would give Donovan McNabb one vote for the hall of fame.
Martin Luther King was a Republican.
Surge in soap poisoning cases tied to @JoeBiden drinking blue hand soap? Say it aint so.
Myth: Mitt Romney doesn’t drink beer. Fact: Romneys favorite beer: root.
A dog, Barack? Really? #questionsthatdontgetanswers
I’m Native American in the sense that I was born in America.
Now that @BarackObama has given us marriage equality, it’s time to focus on what Mitt Romney didn’t do for that one guy who quit.
To its credit, there is no evidence that #OccupySLC has plotted to blow up any bridges. At this time.
Beaches
Salvaged from the October trip. I no longer feel this trip was a complete wash.
With lens flare:
With heavy photoshop manipulation:
With longer exposures and a sliver of sun remaining:
With lots of noise because I probably should be using Topaz Adjust 5:
And finally, one from January 2011:
Special thanks to the universe
For putting on such an awesome moon last night.
This moon is brought to you in really big format so you can appreciate the raw power of my awesome SIGMA 150-500mm F5-6.3 lens. Simply click on the image to embiggen it and try to overlook the degradation from JPG compression.
There’s supposed to be a full moon tonight, but I’ll be in bed.
If it’s definitely not a goose…but I dont know what it is….it’s a duck
This guy here: definitely not a goose. Therefore, he’s a duck. A photogenic duck, but a duck nonetheless.
'Mallard Duckworth'
The next one: not a goose, but note the evil eyes. Most ducks aren’t evil. This one is an anomaly. Evil, but still a duck.
Apparently, I'm called a coot.
The last one: WTF? He’s not a goose because he looks too smart, but he’s not a duck because he’s not photogenic.
It’s a chicken.
Prove me wrong.
'Northwestern Tree Chicken'